heroofferelden:

I have to remind myself that the curse words I seem to accumulate from tumblr aren’t exactly the things to be saying out loud because today I was making some lil old lady’s latte and i dropped her cup and it was really hot and it splashed on my leg and I immediately went “suck my entire asshole” and that poor elderly woman gave me the most horrified look I have seen a human being give me

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